![]() ![]() ![]() It's ludicrous, it makes no sense, and it's a pain in the ass to sit through. For every problem they try to fix from the last movie, two more just as ridiculous take its place. Mike J: (vo) Whereas the first film was underwhelming and silly, this one is painful and obnoxious. (A guitar riff is heard as the title and clips from the movie play) Mike J: Trust me, Critic, you need help on this one. NC: ( holds up all those items, pissed that Mike J guessed them all) GODDAMN IT! Mike J: An unopened Gameboy, a roll of Hello Kitty duct tape, and an Optimus Prime doll. NC: ( puts both his hands behind his back after flipping off) Again! NC: ( puts his hand behind his back again) Again. NC: ( puts his hand back behind his back when he flips Mike J off) Again. NC: Oh, yeah? Well, if you think you can predict everything that's mediocre, predict how many fingers I'm about to hold up! NC: Wait a minute, that means you think I'm mediocre! Mike J: Because this movie is actually so repetitive and predictable, it's actually given me the ability to predict everything in the world which is mediocre. NC: Wait, how do you know everything I'm going to say? Mike J: I've done it because no reviewer, not even the Nostalgia Critic, who has re-reviewed about ten films I reviewed, but we'll just ignore that all together, because I can let things go like that, should have to sit through this flaming skull of dog shit alone. Critic, I found a way to record myself onto every Ghost Rider 2 DVD in the world. NC: Mike J? From Shameful Sequels? Of ? ( pause and game show music starts with a picture of Mike J in the top right corner) Born in 1984, Mike J enjoyed a simple childhood of. ( NC plays the movie, but suddenly, we see static as Mike J appears on screen) barking dogs of entitlement! ( picks up the DVD) Here's the goddamn DVD! ( picks up remote) Here's the goddamn remote! Let's goddamn watch it! I remember it- ( calm demeanor becomes angry) -BECAUSE YOU WON'T FUCKING SHUT UP!! I mean, by God, ever since I reviewed the first Ghost Rider movie, all you guys have been saying is "Review Ghost Rider 2! Review Ghost Rider 2! It's so much worse than the first one!" Well, fine, you. ![]() ( Cue the intro and theme song, then cut to NC) ![]()
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